Chris always gives me a funny card for my birthday. Anyone who knows me knows that I am a germaphobe, and I do not like the dog sitting anywhere, especially where I lay my head. Enough said. Here was this card:
Card Shoebox by Hallmark:
"IF YOU EVER THOUGHT TOO MUCH ABOUT ALL THE PLACES IN YOUR HOME YOUR PET HAS TOUCHED WITH HIS NAKED BUTT, YOU'D HAVE TO MOVE."
"HOPE YOU FIND A NICE PLACE TO EAT YOUR CAKE.
Yeah, leave it to Chris to find THIS card!